So I'm listening to the Dan Patrick show, and I'm really embarassed for him trying to sound like one of the guys. Dan Patrick talking about all the strip clubs in Tampa. Dan Patrick oogling a Starbucks employee in the drivethru. "Hotter than Starbucks!" Heh. Dan Patrick joking with Brady Quinn about tappng a keg with the Commissioner.
Adjectives that go with Dan Patrick include: ironic, urbane, understated, phlegmatic. "Party animal" does not.
Consider this question recently added to a reputable IQ test:
Which of the following words does not belong?
A. Keg Party
B. Lap Dance
C. Bong hit
D. Dan Patrick
Dan, be a family man. I'm a family man, and there's no shame in it.
Point of Information: As a former resident of Tampa I can attest to the fact that there ARE a lot of strip clubs there. Or, I should say, a number of well known clubs that "professional" men of my acquaintance felt obliged to tell every other man about. I'm aware of more than a few men who, on business trips to Tampa, felt the need visit said clubs multiple times during their short stays. Bah!
Posted by: Mike | 28 January 2009 at 02:34 PM
Dan Patrick eats up air time asking redundant, rhetorical questions...."Who is better, Ali or Ryan Seacrest?" "Who would you rather have on your team Lebron James or Kurt Rambis?"
I have a dream that Dan Patrick and Kieth Oberman vacation together in Jamaica and their plane is lost at sea. They could spend the rest of their days on a deserted island impressing each other with their clever banter.....banter that I would never have to hear...............
Posted by: Jash | 08 July 2009 at 10:21 PM
Patrick claims to have a degree in English, but he uses the word "literally" half a dozen times every show he hosts. I guess his English professor was a parrot. His brain-dead Bible thumping is one reason I hate Evangelical Christianity.
Posted by: Dan | 22 October 2009 at 06:55 PM