Establishing the right priorities

So, about that Republican Pledge to America. Where's the pledge to impeach the President? I just assumed that'd be at the top of the list. Maybe they're still trying to decide what their strongest case is: whether for forging his birth certificate or for plotting to abolish the Constitution and replace it with Sharia law. And then there's the fact that he's probably a cactus. That's just like Democrats, to mess with the natural order of things. Boys kissing boys; girls kissing girls; cats and dogs marrying, and African fauna crossed with New World flora.

Should be good times after the election. Pass the popcorn...