These Kids Today

What's not to like?  They're tattooed, pierced, and optimistic!  Gen Ys don't wear their angst on a flannel-covered sleeve.  They have their priorities in order, and they can Take this Job and Shove It with far more grace and aplomb than Johnny Paycheck:  "Sir, um, if this company won't make me feel appreciated, I'll go where I am appreciated--Mom and Dad's house."