Oh dear:
Sabrina Rahim doesn't practice any particular faith, but she has signed a letter declaring that because of her deeply held religious beliefs, her 4-year-old son should be exempt from the vaccinations required to enter preschool. She is among a small but growing number of parents around the country who are claiming religious exemptions to avoid vaccinating their children when the real reason may be skepticism of the shots or concern they can cause other illnesses. "It's misleading," Rahim admitted, but she said she fears that earlier vaccinations may be to blame for her son's autism.
I mean, when you can't tell the difference between an atheist and a Christian Scientist, well... there's something deliciously ironic right on the tip of my tongue, but I can't seem to get it out. Will leave it up to Hitchens. He is a gifted writer, even if he is a bigot and a warmonger.
Meanwhile, we seem to be in full-blown MRSA meltdown. Yes, it appears as though staph infections kill more people than was previously thought. Still, this recent front page story on one of those moms who was just shocked (!) that her child had to go to school with a child with MRSA is telling. Titled "Parent says schools aren't doing enough to prevent spread of MRSA infection," it could have just as easily been titled "Mom freaks out" because the facts reported in the article, namely, that MRSA can be easily dealt with by hand-washing, covering the boil, and a regimen of strong antibiotics, belied the mother's concerns.
TMI is a great acronym for everything from that drunk chick at the bar telling you in no uncertain terms what her ex-boyfriend used to do for her, to that office mate who thinks you need to know every single excruciating detail about his colonoscopy, but it could just as easily be applied to the information overload that's typical of modern life. There's always "breaking news" on CNN, even if they have to go live to a car chase in Oklahoma City, and you live in Pittsburgh. There's always somebody texting you OMG!!! It's hard to weigh genuine threats from peripheral ones.
Or is it? The exotic, the new, the poorly understood, and the rare seem to take on an exaggerated importance for those prone to anxiety. Never mind that no one's died from autism, but untold numbers of people have died from communicable diseases. Never mind that one child died from a staph infection in some school somewhere, but thousands die from accidents. The utterly implausible specter of your child being unwittingly subjected to some kind of Nazi medical experiment by BIGPHARMA and its legions of lab-coated misanthropes rubbing their hands together and chuckling malignantly is far more compelling than your child dying the way lots of children die each year in this world: some airborne illness that brings fever, brain swelling, and death. Why, my child is way too special for that!
Yes, for Little Miss Precious, only paranoia on the scale of Oliver Stone's JFK will do.
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